Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order

hmmm

What I love about Rayquaza is that it’s this Big Focking Dragon that looks like some violent fearsome mountain snake but it actually lives in the ozone layer and eats molecules

nest:

me trying to wake up for an 8am

bigbeefyladies:

writing-prompt-s:

Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy. Today, that energy is released.

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

comedyke:

i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

shipvicturi:

So, I have an American friend named Jane who married this English guy about 7 years ago. They live in Sussex together (god rest their souls), and they had a little boy pretty much right after they got married. As he grew up, they figured he would have a mix of their accents with a heavy lean towards English (because he’d go to school with English kids and teachers and the like.)

That’s not how it fucking worked out at all though. Instead, he says individual words with either an American or an English accent. Like, one second he’ll be like, “Daddy, I’m knackered” and the next he’ll be like, “AY YO MA WHERE YOU AT???” Every time they send me a video I just fucking piss myself listening to this kid.