ROSES ARE RED
I LIKE LONG WALKS ON BEACHES,
A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk
fucking superb you funky little felon
I went through 275 pages of my video tag to find these vines among others
this is a portal to a better place
hell? empty. all the devils? here.
omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass
Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: outit’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted
I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear
KITTEN IN MY CAR
BABY IS SAFE
Dave: “We probably can’t keep him so don’t get too attached now ok”
(one hour later)
Dave: “I named him Meep Meep”
“Нееш, подумой”
“Нееш, подумой”
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 