I’m in a terrible accident and when the EMTs pull me out of the rubble I’m wearing this
opens my mouth and the nirnroot sound comes out
the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃
some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR
“A reasonable capacity of violence is necessary and good”
Why are men Like This
this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 