atrailofblood:

anonbunny:

I’m SCREAMING at that one motherfucker who did the sign of the cross before walking out in front of all those cars

russia is just gta online

mgellan:

Npc in Bethany esda game: you should avoid old man mcfuckpiss’ murder cave

OBJECTIVE ADDED: GO TO OLD MAN MCFUCKPISS’ MURDER CAVE

grawly:

karnalesbian:

patriciavetinari:

images-that-are-only-cursed:

That’s not a cursed image

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

– Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

– Rooks go hog wild

Source: pastrytown

brisbone:

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

my teeth fell out

dwergas-deactivated20180817:

everyone just comes on my blog to complain about whatever they damn feel like

matissethecatto:

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

useless-cantrips:

useless-cantrips:

Arthur the magic stretchy cat strikes again

@mostlycatsmostly

The marshmallow melted

@matissethecatto

an prefect SPLOOT