Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order

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sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

Source: kitty

rintezukas:

deadcorvus:

deadcorvus:

this is the scariest photo i have ever seen

it’s even more horrifying in motion

this is the source video and i think an important detail is that after making that face it pauses for a long moment before letting out a bellow/scream that sounds like a pig completely losing its mind in a damp and lightless well

Source: deadcorvus

i-was-once-a–tortoise:

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

nextlevelwaterpanic:

moby-grapes:

so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester

Source: moby-grapes

unicornfan:

how do u pin a post to the top of your tumbler

Source: verycooltrash

ana-logical:

kitkat30:

this bread tiny

yeast

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

factsinallcaps:

wickedwitchshaming:

morethanonepage:

factsinallcaps:

gurrenprime:

factsinallcaps:

pbnjulie:

factsinallcaps:

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK.

I wonder who was of which opinion

FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED.

I wonder who won.

FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW.

I looked this up and it is 100% true.

didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something

THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH