aggressive tone— – Page 2 – Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order

saladsaladnovski:

l0vet00:

saladsaladnovski:

can someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible

you’re such a cunt i hate you so fucking much go die u piece of shit horse ass looking bitch

sorry guys when i hear the word horse i think of this dude who is literally the biggest prick on earth lmao x

are you okay?

bizarropurugly:

turbomun:

queenbean03:

saccharinescorpion:

okay the Coco + Olaf’s Frozen Adventure thing needs some explanation because i just found out about it today and im still cracking up

Olaf’s Frozen Adventure was supposed to be the next part in the Frozenverse that was set to be a holiday special on ABC, but for whatever reason, that fell through and it instead aired in front of airings of Coco, continuing Pixar’s tradition of airing short standalone films in front of their full feature-length films

only… the key word here is “short.” i definitely don’t remember any Pixar short being longer than 5 minutes, but Olaf’s Frozen Adventure was originally set to be a holiday special… on TV. a holiday special the length of a TV show

ie, ~twenty one minutes long

opinions of the short itself vary wildly, but pretty much everyone universally agrees that it was far too long to be played as an “opening act”

combined with the fact that the short wasn’t shown during critic screenings, meaning reviews of the movie did not have any clue about the short’s existence, the “short” led to some baffled and very unhappy movie-goers, particularly in Mexico. confused kids, harried parents (taking young children to the movie is hard enough for a regular movie, imagine an extra half-hour), and theater workers having to explain to a lot of customers that they were in the right movie

and, as that last post said, there was so much backlash in Mexico at least one theater chain has outright pulled the short from screenings of Coco

i cant believe that Disney decided to turn theatergoers into a captive audience for Frozen and made everyone, including children, hate their precious franchise

i love it.

I sincerely hope this destroys the frozen franchise

swingria:

[Give me… Give me the bread! Give me the bread, stupid! Give it back! Give me the bread! The bread! Give it to me! Borya, what are you doing? Give me the bread! Borya, give me the bread! For fuck’s sake, Borya! Give me the bread, please! Give me the bread! Just take a bite if you want to! Borya! Calm down and give me the bread… Borya!.. Borya! Borya, give me the bread! Give! Me! The bread! Borya, what are you doing, Borya, give me the bread! Borya, for fuck’s sake! Give it back! How long are you going to hang like this? This is just ridiculous! Give it back… You asshole! Bastard…]

Every time I see one of those posts that are like “It’s not okay to hate kids because X” it increases my loathing for children tenfold

Lmao fuck the hell off I’m not abusive or predatory for saying “I hate kids and I don’t want them anywhere near me”

starcrossed-sky:

ma-ma-hen:

Anyone who would give up a little usability for a little aesthetic would deserve neither, and lose both. – Ben Franklin, probably.

you’re forgetting “invisible tags make tagging meaningless”

Source: ma-ma-hen

cocainesocialist:

serialcomposer:

cocainesocialist:

so how about that guardian idiot thinking there was a part in 1984 about tiny trains

wtf? Far was this?

twitter user pixelatedboat posted a joke 1984 quote and some idiot from the guardian thought it was real and actually quoted it in their article that they got paid too much to write

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST GOT A NOTICE SAYING THAT IF I KEEP GETTING DISCONNECTED FROM NINTENDO’S SHITTY SERVER I’M GOING TO BE TEMPBANNED FOR COMBAT LOGGING

THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT GO TO HELL I HAD ZERO PROBLEMS WITH MY INTERNET ON SPLATOON 1