do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?
haha I’ve always had low blood pressure too, I used to joke about
being for real dead because for like years my docs had difficulty
getting my pulse and other vitals
GOD THE PULSE!! MY ARM TURNS RED FROM HOW TIGHT THEY MAKE THE CUFF WHEN THEY’RE TRYING TO GET A READING AND SOMETIMES THEY STILL DON’T MANAGE TO GET IT AT ALL
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 