a perfect celestial bieng
they will grant you one wish but only if it’s in rhyme
Tag: bugs
A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk
fucking superb you funky little felon
big alan did nothing wrong
i like how this is written like an american 1950s radio personality telling an ambling story
this is such a powerful example of how tone and phrasing can be jokes on their own. if this guy wrote this like a normal person it’d be mildly funny but mostly a little sad but because he wrote it how he did it’s indescribably funny
if she couldnt respect big alan she wasnt the one for you
Munch
num num num num num num num ahhhhhhhhh num num num num ahhhhhhhhh
“Please let there be sound”, I said as I clicked play.
And there was.
And it was exactly what I wanted.
10/10 would listen to little munches again.This the guy that puts the holes in all the anima crossing leaves
Bee Hotels for Solitary Bees
You may be wondering what bees need a hotel for, when they make their own hives. The truth is that many species of bees are solitary – the do not live in hives but instead construct their own nest. The main reason for this is because in these species every female is fertile and this would not make for comfortable communal living in a hive.
air bee n bee
so like in other words they can’t live in a hive because they’d just FUCK all the time
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 