The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that
Tag: fave
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this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.
it went “this is the song and the sign of the summertime / this is the log of the lima lime”
I’m so fucking scared
Hey uh wanna elaborate on the camera angle
I was being lifted in the air by a gnome as I took it
i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds
Have an unproblematic cute. Definitely turn the song on.
Because everyday needs to begin with a smile
And again this shows up at the top of my activity feed 🔥
the thrashy thrashy by the fridge gets cuter each time
AAAAAAA
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 