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The passive agressive energy of this
aquarius and pisces
Tag: FUCK
“Alex they’re mushrooms” is the new “Harold they’re lesbians”
I sighed audibly
the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃
some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR
me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around
my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature
Every man thinks a conversation is a script and he is CHRISTIAN BALE and u are GIRL #3
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 