okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever
hau was such a good boy. you crush that poor kid’s dreams so many times but he keeps smiling and doesn’t get mad at you. he wants to be a strong trainer and you kick his ass practically constantly and hes just like “haha i’ll get you some day!”
you won’t, hau. you’ll never beat me. i’m secretly an adult. there is an adult controlling the actions of your 11 year old friend. i’m putting thought and strategy in to my team composition and my movesets. every time i’ve fought you, i swept your team before you could even get an attack out. i love you so much, my son. i’m so sorry.
cashier, on the intercom: it says your card was decline sir. sir your card was rejected bc you go no money. you aint got no money boy and your card was absolutely declined you broke idiot
i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights” and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage
i was watching a moth fly around my room and decided to turn on my tv and the first thing that came on screen was a court room scene of a law and order episode and i got fucking whiplash
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 