JESUS – Page 2 – Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order

revanslightsabers:

queerly-tony:

brainstatic:

So, Melania hasn’t been seen in 15 days but the president sees apparitions of her. Just another normal day in the normal timeline.

what

guys did he kill her

i thought this was maybe some onion article but nope, it’s real: https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1000067950177669121

oh jeez

Source: brainstatic

wetorturedsomefolks:

time to relax and have some me time! *spends five hours clenching my jaw, chewing my lip, sweating, and shivering slightly while laying in bed compulsively refreshing websites*

radiant-array:

bryko:

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like “listen yeah we knew and we just didn’t have the time or money to care”. the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron’s production team saw some shit

Source: unclefather

virgoassbitch:

cobaltdays:

*sticks my bare ass in a sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a

I’m on hold with time warner cable getting my WiFi shut off because this post was the last straw for me

cosmicsignificance:

You know that episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob makes one small mistake and then just starts chanting, “SOILED IT” over and over again? That’s what it’s like to have anxiety.

doomybot:

neopets-hentai:

curlicuecal:

zenyattasperceptrons:

😭

holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

Source: zenyattasperceptrons

death-420:

death-420:

i gotta find that twitter i had when i was 18 and i smoked weed for like the first time and made a bunch of weird shitposts about phil collins

found it.