the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃
some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR
Tag: MEN
My entire reproductive system ripped itself clean of my body and hurled itself into oncoming traffic
Every man thinks a conversation is a script and he is CHRISTIAN BALE and u are GIRL #3
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
@tabbran please add lemon man story to this
That was a wild goddamn ride
god this was worth the read
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 