i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
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I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.
every time i think about ant man i remember that in canon hank crawled into janet’s pussy and then janet shrunk down and flew into his ass and used his prostate as a trampoline like that’s canon that happened and it keeps me up at night that was REAL
something makes me so genuinely happy about furries that are like. 30 year old investment bankers. like furries who are travelling salesmen. office workers. i love seeing people in these very traditionally adult and mature jobs having fun and being themselves in their own time! its very good
there’s this dude who does nothing but buy furry porn commissions of Fox and Falco from Starfox being giants and sticking their giant dicks in buildings and the reason he has the money to spend thousands on it is cuz he’s a heart surgeon or something apparently
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 