Man I really wish Domino’s gave you the option to tip the delivery person on the checkout page so I wouldn’t have to scrounge around for loose change every time I wanted pizza

It’s been two months since I wrote this post and now there’s checkout tipping on their site

I love my partner

And I am glad that I met him

Pride month is the best month for truscum and exclusionists to go directly to hell

Blip died last night after living an average life as an Oyajitchi

His soul was taken away in a UFO

Someone else posted that video of the women proposing and it’s got like 130k notes

I’m not saying Kevin Durant would have a Durant but I’m ABSOLUTELY saying that Kevin Durant would have a Durant

First time I’ve ever been catcalled. Stay classy Brooklyn

I had a dream that I was watching a squid documentary and the narrator said a specific squid species had adapted to survive in microblogging platforms like Tumblr and then suddenly stopped and said “Tumblr is a site where people steal memes and argue about which movie is the best, but there’s only like 4 movies being compared and nobody actually likes them, honestly, they just need something to argue about”

Also I had a dream that George Stephanopoulos kept walking past our house in the middle of the night