personal posts – Page 23 – Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order

Hey guys! It’s April 5th

@grawly Speaking of which I take comfort in the knowledge that the only place I’m going to see juxtaposition like this is on here

Hey folks, radical thought for tonight: Don’t put fucked up truscummy posts on my dash

I had another dream about being an Inkling and fighting in ink battles and starting out it was just another dream about how I was awful at inkfighting and couldn’t fight back but then it warped into me splatting people as I rolled along and sometimes actually being kind of good at it, also I made a friend on the enemy team because we started squid-partying in Walleye Warehouse

And then I broke my right ankle in a really rough match but I still wanted to play and I thought the ankle brace would slow me down so I took it off and rolled like I normally would and as a result I re-broke my ankle like 3 more times from each match I played and I remember saying to someone that the ER doc was threatening to have me placed on bed rest if I kept doing it

Squid Problems™ except squids don’t even have bones to break

I married a vore imp. What the fuck

I finally started a file on my digital version of Gold and within minutes of getting Poke Balls I caught a Geodude and a Rattata and named them Rock Boy and The Being

Easter is still this weekend

I can’t join the Pokémon GO event because I’m out of Poké Balls and the nearest PokéStop is almost a mile away and it’s snowing

Easter is this weekend

There’s this foot surgery place that runs ads in my area and this is one of their doctors who is 100% absolutely a foot fetishist