I was officially diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and PTSD on Wednesday. So now I’m legally traumatized. As opposed to before when I was illegally traumatized. Smuggling my trauma-induced mental illness across the border. The authors of the DSM always hot on my trail.

Ughhh fuck my bank’s sending me a new debit card with one of those awful fucking chips attached

I get to keep my number and it was gonna expire in a few months anyway but I don’t want a chip and I bet it’s just gonna be one of those ugly default cards instead of the pretty one I have now