personal posts – Page 6 – Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order

“A reasonable capacity of violence is necessary and good”

Why are men Like This

It’s raining kind of hard here and it sounds nice, we haven’t gotten serious rain in a while

when u bump into a pelican eel on the subway and they go “gweeeeh…”

Avast is freaking out for some reason and it won’t let me on Twitter

If I said I didn’t buy Dragon’s Dogma for the vore I would be absolutely fucking lying

YES! YES! YES!

THERE WAS A PRIDE PARADE IN DULUTH LAST NIGHT AND SOME OF THE FLAGBEARERS HAD ACE FLAGS

I had crunchy peanut butter once as a kid and it fucked me up for life

Man remember that octopus that predicted the World Cup

I’m so glad I don’t have kids. I’m eating Fruit Roll-Ups at 3 a.m.

I think one of the most telling stories about the United States is that during World War 1 the American President suggested making a Good Guy Club for every major country so they could keep better track of each other and after some badgering the Europeans were like “Fine we’ll do it” and that’s how the League of Nations was formed

But then the politicians back in the US started arguing about what they wanted out of the League and the major branches of government couldn’t agree on whether or not to join so the United States ended up being the only war-involved country that never became part of the organization they themselves founded