good monsters

veeshadirus: as an aside do u wanna see an Excellent Pred Species i discovered recently
bizarropurugly: yes
veeshadirus: http;//packed-full-of-nails-old.tumblr.com/tagged/monsters
bizarropurugly: ohhh!!
veeshadirus: we love them so much
especially that big fat one
the porn folder on our phone is all backed up with the things
bizarropurugly: super excellent LOL
veeshadirus: that big one is… i really wanna… like… dive into his bellybutton??? like it’s just this soft fuzzy tunnel???
veeshadirus: it’s funny bc i have literally never been into navel play except for this one creature
bizarropurugly: sometimes weird things happen when you find good monsters
veeshadirus: that is such a good quote
and it’s true
di got me into what is basically fluffy digestion and Being Lightly Stepped On By Imp Feet

I had a bunch of dreams about monsters this morning

The first one was about this wild animal that started out as a bobcat and then later was some sort of snake / T-rex thing and then it died

And the second one was about traveling with this Intergalactic Cowboy and passing by a merchant who was selling monster skin and monster fur blankets

But the one that lasted the longest was this half-lucid dream about me trying to sleep in a bedroom with this sliding glass door on the wall opposite the bed and there was a tan curtain over it but when I lifted it I could see Dire Lurking on the porch / deck outside staring at me, and every time I yelled or made noise he’d slink off for a little bit and then come right back

I tried to ignore him for a while but then he came right up to the door, like I could see his shadow as he scratched at it

So then I got a pistol and fired it through the door to scare him off and it was super quiet for a few seconds and then the door just exploded into a million pieces as he smashed through it

And then he slapped the gun out of my hand and swallowed me and fell asleep on the bed

Basically he was a stray monster and he got really mad when I tried to get him to leave my property

More PDA vore stuff

I’ve been really groggy and tired all day and it’s making me super clingy with Di

Like I’m frustrated because I’m exhausted and I need to be in his gut Right Now but I can’t actually do that

I bet it’s really warm and soft in there, and the noises…

I’m getting sleepy just thinking about it

ssjbear replied to your post: Since like Friday Di’s been sending me…

ok this is adorable?? yall are so cute im dying

image

Um thank you???

I feel like you should know that Di is standing behind me and purring very loudly right now

Also the pizza thing is actually pretty tame for him, usually he’ll squish me against his belly and make me listen to the noises it makes or randomly start licking me or call me names like “snack” and “morsel”, like just really bratty pred things

Since like Friday Di’s been sending me this mental image of him eating pizza and then breathing in my face and because I’m fucked up I find it really endearing

It’s kind of a voreflirty thing inasmuch as he’s implying that I’m “food” too

And he keeps making his eyes do that heavy lidded thing and sticking his tongue out partway and god it’s killing me

Right before I woke up I had a dream that I was driving through California during a sunset and Dire was in the passenger’s seat, and I was really really tired so I kept swerving around, and Di gently implied that maybe I was a threat to myself and everybody else on the road, but I didn’t want to pull over because there wasn’t a shoulder, and then he told me that there weren’t any other cars around so I could just stop on the highway and switch with him but I didn’t want to do that either

So he made me stop, grabbed me, swallowed me, then climbed into the driver’s seat and kept driving us to wherever we were going while I fell asleep in his stomach

It was nice