Tag: YEAH…
cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth
love cats that just freely slap the shit out of anything they don’t understand or immediately want to be seeing in front of them
mood whenever another online multiplayer game comes out instead of a story-driven single player game
Birthday
[instrumental chorus of “We Like to Party” (the Six Flags song) plays in the foreground]
masculine voice, seven seconds in: “You’re all animals.”
those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients
human brain: hehe leg smooth
monkey brain: this hurts my mouth. i shouldn’t eat this.
human brain: G H O S T P E P P E R
Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?
Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 