Conditional Immortality of Lobsters
It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)
My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.
it’s like the dog has gone awol but realises that he’s not allowed to go on the bed
bizarropurugly replied to your post: Who the fuck invented sarcasm
I feel like William Shakespeare had something to do with it
Like I think I read something that his works were the first to use
it frequently and his works were often people’s first exposure to ironic
humour or something
To HELL With Him!
Poison Him AGAIN!
i…
Unmute this.
i need more than 24 seconds of this
IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF RIGHT NOW
OH MY
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 