Who the fuck invented sarcasm

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god
Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

So my apartment sent me this letter about a security deposit for my cat….and then my cat ate it

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”
Get in, loser, we’re going mopping
I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today
IT’S BACK
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.
I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn
This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing
Why is this so funny
i know every single word to this video up by heart
this makes me so happy
Reblog to enlighten life


