may I offer you two flavours of Ugly Ginger?
Ivy
- first flavour: abject evil, literal incarnation of this emoticon (=｀ω´=)
- take her home, but watch your back! (Markham, ON)
Raju
- this fella needs to put more effort into cartilage maintenance
- bring home this upsetting cheeto (Oakville, ON)
I think “People don’t take things like rabies seriously anymore which is why kin drama exists” is the best dumb take I’ve ever heard on this site
love cats that just freely slap the shit out of anything they don’t understand or immediately want to be seeing in front of them
I want another Zelda game from Games Repainted but instead of memes it’s just the “VORE” text from Jabu-Jabu plastered all over everything
honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him
me: looks at a horse the wrong way
horse: Oh Fuck! *breaks all its legs*
horse keeping blogs are reblogging this in agreement and thats probably funnier than the actual post
Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order 