Ancient gamer knowledge

slumbermancer:

yoshisuggestions:

yoshisuggestions:

slumbermancer:

ima-giant-turtle:

slumbermancer:

donkey kong was innocent

it’s true tho it said in the manual for the original game that donkey kong ran away and kidnapped pauline because mario mistreated him

& he did NOT orchestrate a pyramid scheme either

We need to talk.

@slumbermancer We need to talk RIGHT NOW.

Hm.

Well, have a seat, then.

take-on-meme:

sphereshots:

selfsoulfriend:

I’M HORTONS?

titan-of-stone:

preposterousw:

into-the-sarchasm1:

arianna738:

My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!

Dang

“Do you love the color of fire?”

Sometimes I forget everything is made from bits of stuff that the stars are made of, and this makes me feel warm inside.

opossumdaemon:

snow-and-resin:

I’m doing some research about cats for uhm, reasons and well, first of all, I came across a bunch of big cats I had never heard of, which is awesome.

Such as this hyena-looking Andean cat

Or this gorgeous Asiatic golden cat

And even this crazy looking Bornean bay cat

But the one that nearly made me piss myself is this treasure

Meet the Pampas cat. The most defeated motherfucker I ever did saw. He’s just 100% done with your shit

I feel so connected to this magnificent beast

@bizarropurugly

lyndsayfaye:

roane72:

I have one of these!

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

Source: tastefullyoffensive

arizonaconservativegal:

thealmightyprincess:

literally-a-piece-of-trash:

mazarin221b:

berlynn-wohl:

heredayembracesnight:

knitmeapony:

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.

You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.

Do yourselves a favour and go watch this show

I fucking love MASH. Also I’m pretty sure my mom married my dad because he agreed to cover her shift at the restaurant they worked at when the series finale aired so she could stay home and watch it.

Source: sometimesyouhearthebullet

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

Royal houses where every single member has the same horrible horrible face is one of the funniest developments of monarchism

And to add more to this, the House of Habsburg still looks like this in 2018

Source: toadprince

kianart:

maybe you’ve seen this picture floating around:

it came from this picture:

and that is my cat inkky. she’s a meme and i’ll be damned if im not gonna take full advantage of that