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Around like noon today Mom called and asked me to order a pizza and have it sent to her job (She works at a daycare) because there had been a situation with the lunch program and there wasn’t enough food for the staff

So all right, whatever, I do that and call her back with the delivery timeframe and tell her to meet the pizza person at the door

Then like 15 minutes later she calls again all mad because the pizza still isn’t there and she needs to get back to her room and she’s pestering me to “look up the order again” (Which I can’t do because I closed the window it was in lol)

And just as she starts getting into it about how she can’t wait anymore and I need to figure out what’s going on she stops midsentence and goes “Oh. Never mind, I see them.” and sends me on my way, and honestly I don’t think any other encounter could have summarized our current relationship better

I can’t decide who to marry in Stardew Valley because I don’t actually want to be ‘‘in love’‘ with anybody so I was originally going to either marry Emily because she’s pretty or Shane because he’s the mandatory boyfriend

But

I think I might have to just mod Dire into the game and marry him instead

Then I’d have my imp-husband and he could bring monster kisses and voreflirting into the valley