…I can make it flip between Yanny and Laurel

I favor Yanny because it’s the first thing I heard but if I focus I can hear Laurel too

…I think I may have accidentally sprained my wrist from stimming too hard

Why did Sun and Moon take the shiny sprites for every Pokémon and make them suck like… 800% more

I CAUGHT A ZAPDOS

I’m eating PB+J with strawberry jelly instead of grape and I Don’t Know How To Feel

My man Greg Universe fucked a Diamond

Actually that explains why Rose’s voice wasn’t all growly like the other Quartz’s voices, I thought it was a Rose Quartz thing but Diamonds do have very heavy and quiet speech patterns

But then… Where did the real Rose Quartzes come from? The ones in the zoo?

Well I guess I was right about Pearl breaking Pink Diamond

Technically speaking

My bank wants me to pay a scandalous amount of money ($35) for new checks and my first thought on seeing the price was “I don’t spend that much on pizza”

SPRING PEEPERS SPRING PEEPERS SPRING PEEPERS