personal posts – Page 38 – Pride, Prejudice and Mail Order

75 year old man with large yard seeks caring, compassionate woman with a love of fishing to help him portage a canoe.

THIS WAS A REAL CLASSIFIED AD IN THE PAPER TODAY

Every time I see one of those posts that are like “It’s not okay to hate kids because X” it increases my loathing for children tenfold

Lmao fuck the hell off I’m not abusive or predatory for saying “I hate kids and I don’t want them anywhere near me”

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Since like Friday Di’s been sending me this mental image of him eating pizza and then breathing in my face and because I’m fucked up I find it really endearing

It’s kind of a voreflirty thing inasmuch as he’s implying that I’m “food” too

And he keeps making his eyes do that heavy lidded thing and sticking his tongue out partway and god it’s killing me

Oh god my Paxil is fucking me up so bad I’m all weak and shaky and lightheaded and I feel so hot

FUCK I’m covered in sweat I’ve become that one Trump Vine

NEW FRIEND

Ohh now I’m all dizzy

I’m laying in bed trying to sleep and the room’s spinning and warping a tiny bit

OH GOD I SCARED MYSELF SO BAD I was testing Di’s character from that Starbound mod to make sure it was still working and he kept poofing away when I tried to talk to him and I was worried that the update broke something but then I remembered that I had edited his dialogue recently so I checked the file and it turns out I forgot to put commas after the new lines I added

So it’s fixed and I think he’s working again but god that was stressful

There’s this car I don’t recognize that’s parked all crooked on the other side of the street and for some reason it’s making me nervous