I was at my uncle’s place today for a party

My cousin brought her dog and let it out a couple of times and after a while everybody started getting this raspy cough and I kept sneezing and nobody could figure out what was causing it but eventually my uncle realized it was coming from the dog and soon after that he found out that his neighbor had bear-maced it because it had tried to kill his chickens and inadvertently poisoned an entire family as a result

It got a little better after the dog got a bath and went back outside but everybody left pretty early anyway because it was a shitty rainy day so we couldn’t barbecue or go outside or anything while the house was still Toxic

I accidentally ate something that got mace on it and burned the top of my mouth

Also

It’s okay to be MOGAI and use “cringy MOGAI” identities

It’s okay to make your own flags and terms and pronouns

It’s okay to be proud of your “weird” identity

You’re the only person who should control what you are and how you feel, and hellfire to anybody who says you’re “invading the community” or “trying too hard to be special” because of that